R.I.P Pualina
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R.I.P Pualina

The ShadowLands blog received this terrible news in our email recently…

Dear friend,
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/>I am Mrs Pualina Benito. and i have been surffering from ovarian cancer disease and the doctor says that i have just two days to leave.I am from (Malaga) Spain but based in Africa Burkina Faso since eight years ago as business woman dealing with gold exportation.Now that i am about to end the race like this,without any family members and no child.I have 3 Million US DOLLARS in Africa Development Bank (ADB) Burkina Faso which i instructed the bank to give St Andrews Missionary Home in Burkina Faso.But my mind is not at rest because i am writting this letter now through the help of my computer beside my sick bed.
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/>I also have 4.5Million US Dollars at Ecobank here in Burkina Faso and i instructed the bank to transfer the money to the first foreigner that will apply to the bank after i have gone that they should release the fund to him/her,but you will assure me that you will take 50% of the money and give 50% to the orphanages home in your country for my heart to rest.You are to contact the bank through this email address:
ecobank.bf@bk.ru
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/>Yours fairly friend,
/>Madam Pualina Benito.

Somewhat shaken by this news, we replied:

Dear Madame Pualina
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/>I receive your message with deep sorrow. I hope you are still with us but not surffering so badly.
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/>If this is not too late, I pray you may be able to try to have some beetroot as a last chance to cure you of your illness. Take some of the beetroot and put it in your hamburger. This is what people do in my country to cure them of bad illnesses.
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/>I am guessing a foreigner has already taken your money, and I pray that orphanages use it for their best use. I would have asked for the money, but Australia does not have any orphanages.
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/>God bless to you and may this find you in comfort
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/>Jhon Flathead

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Now only a few days later, we have some really terrible news in our inbox in capital letters, no less:
 
THE MANAGEMENTS OF THIS GREAT FINANCIAL INSTITUTION HAS RECEIVED FAX MESSAGE FROM THE HOSPITAL WHERE OUR LATE CUSTOMER MRS PUALINA BENITO WERE RECEIVING TREATMENT BEFOR SHE DIED, THE CONTENT OF THE FAX INDICATES YOU AS THE HEIR TO HER BALANCE SUM OF $4.5MILLON US DOLLARS THAT SHE DEPOSITED WITH THIS BANK DURING HER LIFE TIME. 

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IT WAS A GREAT SHOCK TO THE MANAGEMENTS OF THIS BANK  WHEN THE NEWS REACHED US THAT OUR DEAREST CUSTOMER MRS PUALINA BENITO  DIED  YESTERDAY NIGHT, AFTER HER LONG TIME ILLNESS OF CANCER DISEASE.
 
YOU ARE HEREBY BEEN ADVICED BY THE MANAGEMENTS OF THIS BANK TO RE-CONFIRM THE FOLLOWING INFORMATIONS TO THE BANK FOR ONWARD PROCESSING OF YOUR INHERITED FUND TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.
 

 

The ShadowLands blog is currently in shock to have lost our new acquaintance so quickly. Was our advice not passed on? We will be replying to the managements of the great Eco Bank of Burkina Faso after an appropriate period of mourning.