Twitter occasionally runs off with a theme that tickles my fancy.

Here are a few of my picks with the hashtag #lessexcitingbandnames

File A Formal Complaint Against The Machine
Writing Passive Aggressive Notes Against the Machine
Rage Against the Vending Machine
Coincidence’s Child
Tom Petty & the Windbreakers
Vice Presidents of the United States of America
Led Poisoning
And You Will Know us by the Trail of Croutons
African-American Men With Legitimate Grievances
Stone Temple Air Traffic Control Operators
3 Doors Down and Make a Left
The Whom
The Surviving Members of Nirvana
My Chemistry Homework
The Gillards (aka The Whitlams)

And then here are a few of my efforts:

The Brown Stripes
Prince and the People Who Write Letters to the Editor
Paul McCartney and Beaks
Garfunkel
Def Hamster
The Ordinary Ordinary Bosstones
The Condiment Girls
Stationary Stones
Strawberry Jam
These Kids Wear Sun Hats with Side Flaps
Frankie Goes to Wollongong
Not Quite Enough Seagulls to Really Call a Flock