By Ahsan

To quote Borat, wow wow wee waa. After a move to number nine last year, we’ve slipped to tenth, as Guinea and the Central African Republic put in sterling performances to displace us. Brilliant! At this rate, we will be Denmark in 2167.

Yes, yes, these rankings don’t really mean anything, but is anyone going to deny they’re fun as hell to look at?

UPDATE: Here’s the link for the full rankings, complete with an interactive map and everything. A commenter wondered how we’re above (below?) Haiti. I don’t know about Haiti, but I’m wondering how the hell we’re seven spots above (below?) North Korea and a full thirteen spots above (below?) Niger. Niger!