Asian Correspondent Asia News

No, no. No need to worry about that anymore, President Lee. In fact, if a German citizen raises his hand any higher than this it is considered a hate crime.

“If you get reunified, watch out for broke Greeks!”

“So MB, how big are those fake heels inside your shoes?”
or
“We really should’ve discussed wardrobe choices before meeting”

Kohler: “I always thought that Koreans are just this tall…” and showing the height with his right arm.

‘Sir, I thank you for your interest in our history, but it was a highly shameful episode in which the weak economy was exploited by nationalistic zealots who exploited our people’s ‘victim complex’ to their own ends, with harrowing results. But enough about the beef protests – how are things in Germany?’

Stevie B! Nice one!

Kohler: “When I was a boy, the Korean nurses working in Germany were only this tall.”

“So tell me LMB how the hell did they manage get me a matching suit for me overnight? I thought all Koreans were this “short”!”

Have you see Dr. Norbert Vollertsen bum rush the Chinese embassy? He is a real German, why don’t the youth of Korea protest about Kim Jong Il and human rights in N. Korea?

Yes, President Lee, you may salute me like this if you want.

Kohler: “I always thought that Koreans are just this tall…” and showing the height with his right arm.

DAMNIT! You took mine.

“…and then you just push them into the hole like this, and the tractors cover them up. It sounds bad I know, but you’ll get used to the idea.”

Our sausages are not super hard like you Koreans, but they are much bigger. Wouldn’t you agree?

“Don’t worry, Mr Kohler – my mother’s just here to tell your aides how they should be running the meeting.”

Stevie B wins for his second entry’s being the most original. If memory serves, that makes him the first two-time winner here. Huzzah!

“it’s simple”,president Horst Kohler gestures to president Lee.. “in Germany, we’re united by “bulldozered” the Berlin wall, you can try it here too..”